Conversation With God 1

This evening, I had a conversation with God, already had this same conversation 2x before:
Grc: “Lord, give me a good car, for free”
Lord: “Can you drive?”
Grc: “Cant”
Lord: “Learm how to drive first”
Grc: “hmmm… well, give me car and the driver also then”
Lodr: “~.~”